Congress Passes A Pile of Poo….

Congress recently voted to pass a pile of s–t, (that’s the new name of the bill given by Ohio Representitive John Boehner), by 219-212.  The pile of s–t bill use to go by the name of the Waxman-something something bill and is suppose to help prevent global warming or something crazy like that, which is [...]

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Dingoes and Conservatives Promote Diversity

Australia has the longest fence in the world spanning 3000 miles across it’s southern territories.  The purpose is to keep the dingoes out, because they eat everything, and even though they’re dogs, they don’t make good pets.  This was discovered early on when the first settler who tried to pet one got eaten.  Which supports [...]

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Getting A Job Just Got Harder…

As if finding a job in this economy wasn’t bad enough, a recent article in U.S. News and World Reports, says that  companies have  now added psychology to the mix.  Because the market is flooded with applicants, companies are employing Psychologists to try and weed out the misfits, loonies, trouble makers and potentially ugly people [...]

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Support Israel, Earn Bonus Points

Visa is sponsoring an Israeli credit card that allows you to support a variety of Israel’s charities as well as earn points.  I had no idea you could support an entire country with a Visa card.  That’s brilliant.  And bonus points as well, even better!! I’m wondering, and it’s just a thought, could the movement [...]

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Featured Bad Author: Amanda McKittrick Ros

Amanda McKittrick Ros is arguably the worst author ever.  That characterization is not, however, how she viewed her work. Ros regarded herself as a very serious author whose greatness would be recognized the world over in due time.  My words not hers.  What she actually said about herself was recently quoted in a  Smithsonian magazine [...]

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Cool website.

2spare is the website you go to for hours of mindless fun…. at someone else’s expense.
http://www.2spare.com/

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Rabbit Trail….

This made me laugh.

It has to weigh at least 20 lbs.  Does anyone know what you did with this thing?

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How Do You Fire An Academician?

A question that has plagued the ages, right after how do you fire a government worker, is how do you get rid of an academician?  Harvard knows how.  The second largest employer in Boston is  firing 275 of it’s 16,000 employees because it’s losing its endowments.  It’s not exactly known why they are losing their [...]

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New Space Undies Could Have Real World Application

The same people who gave us life threatening game shows and reliable cars have outdone themselves yet again.  It seems that stink does exist in space and the Japanese have come up with a way to combat it, non-stinky space unders that can be worn for up to seven days.  You read that correctly.  Here’s [...]

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N. Korea Levels Crushing Threat to Its Foes (and by Foes I mean the U.S.)

North Korea, upon hearing that a bunch of countries don’t like the idea of them having nuclear weapons, issued one its most defiant and aggressive threats to date.  Kim Jong Il’s government run newspaper released this statement in response to a gathering of 35 nations all talking behind his back about what they’re gonna do [...]

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