Unless these Somali skiff jockey’s start manning up to their claims to be pirates, their status should be revoked. Pirates don’t have mothers begging for their lives. Pirates don’t have mothers, fact. Also, pirates don’t wear DQ soft serve looking rags on their heads, they wear torn puffy shirts and eye patches. Last fact, pirates do not come from Somalia. That has never been the case, I looked it up. So let’s just go back to what we were calling them, terrorists, and let real pirates have their dignity back.