Whose The Extremist?


Department of Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano has been standing by her report that there are right-wing extremists in our country and they might be really really mean to liberals at some point in the future, or something to that effect, I just read the headlines. Anyhow, it got me thinking,what does a right wing extremist look like?

Answer:

James Bond. Good looking, smart, nice car, and he’s not afraid to kill people that need it.

So what does a left-wing extremist look like?

Answer:

The alien. A creature so hostile it can live in space and bleeds acid.

So now what kind of person accuses James Bond of being a terrorist?

Answer:


A militant gun toting lesbian.

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