The Truth About the Mormon Missionary Uniform

I must preface my research findings with this disclaimer,  the results of my study come solely from empirical evidence, that is to say, personal experience, surfing the internet and Hollywood.     Now, what I’m about to share with you should, for most anyone out there who has ever been visited by one of these, answer some very confounding questions that have probably been plaguing you for years.  Here we go, the origin of the Mormon Missionary Uniform is in fact…….

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NASA Mission Control Center engineers….

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Remarkable.  The mystery is solved.

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6 thoughts on “The Truth About the Mormon Missionary Uniform

  1. Prophet John? I’m pretty sure it’s Joseph. You must be thinking about Pocahontas’ boyfriend. Close though, same last name.

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