China has lifted a ban on bald Taiwanese tourist visas. The policy was originally designed to prevent bald people from disguising themselves by using a wig, because according to Chinese disguise experts, it’s easier for bald guys to disguise themselves. Also, once the rug is in place, they all look alike again. Their words, not mine. Thrilled with the decision, Amnesty International released this statement, “China is clearly feeling our pressure. We view this action as a huge victory for bald Taiwanese tourists, who represent 0.00007% of the worlds population, and 0% of political prisoners everywhere. Really we couldn’t be more pleased with China’s courageous display of humanity.”
So this guy’s happy.
But Little Asian Wrestlers are still banned. So there’s that….