Charlie Sheen recently declared war on CBS. What does that even look like? CBS has money, lawyers, NCIS and tons of time not creating shows I wouldn’t watch anyway to invest in winning this war. Sheen on the other hand has porn stars, ex-wives, rooms at The Palms and an endless supply of liquor and implants to throw at Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn. Here’s the other thing, Sheen is waging war from the Bahamas. How does this not work out for him? Even if he loses, which he will, he still has porn stars, the good stuff liquor, rooms at The Palms, he’s in the Bahamas and men all over the world still want to be him.