Win-Win for Iran and Zimbabwe

A leaked intelligence report…um.. reported that  Zimbabwe has decided to defy UN sanctions prohibiting the sale of raw material junk that can be made into bombs to bad countries like Iran, and do it anyway.  Simbarashe Mumbengegwi,  Zimbabwe’s foreign minister said that the sanctions were unfair, hypocritical and stupid.  He also that Zimbabwe, “which is  the subject of sanctions over human rights abuses perpetrated by President Robert Mugabe’s supporters, would benefit economically from the agreement.”  Which, UN spokesperson Angri Megellan agreed makes it ok.

The intelligence report indicates that “Iran will be awarded with exclusive access to Zimbabwe’s uranium in return for providing the country with fuel and better ways to abuse human rights.”

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